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Have Yourself a Sexy Dystopian Halloween

Just when you thought 2018 was wrapping up its assault on women, here comes Halloween to remind us the year isn’t over yet.

If you’re still looking for a costume this Halloween, you’ve got options. You can choose between being a sexy female adult Cat in the Hat, a Say Ahh Nurse (yup, that’s real thing) or a sultry Handmaid out of Margaret Atwood’s harrowing novel.

If you’ve read the book or caught the serialized version on Hulu, you’ll know that Handmaid’s Tale takes place in a future dystopia where women are treated like breeding cattle after the majority of females become unable to bear children. It is a bleak, depressing look at the future that doesn’t feel too far from where we are now.

I binged the first season, which I do not recommend. If you are prone to depression of any kind, watch it in segments. I’ll compare my depression from watching season one to being to how I felt after Trump was elected. Dark, dark days.

I understand that sexy Halloween costumes are a part of our culture. In 2007, I did a vlog exploring this phenomenon, calling out such idiosyncrasies as sexy pinecone and sexy lettuce wrap.

The fact that the idea to market a sexy version of the Handmaid’s Tale as a Halloween costume actually made it through the vetting process shows how out of touch some companies are with the current state of affairs. There is a reason women are dressing up in this outfit to protest Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. He represents a threat to female reproductive health and Handmaid’s Tale is a dramatic illustration of what we have to lose.

The #MeToo movement created a platform and support for women to hold men accountable for their actions. The creation and marketing of this costume trivializes all of it.

While writing this piece, I learned that Yandy, the company that offered the sexy Handsmaid costume for sale has responded to outrage and pulled the costume from its site. It’s good to know that old-fashioned feminist internet rage can prevail, at least in some cases.